Just a quick meaningless post xD...oh gee, it's long

a rant i'm writing about yaoi at 1:00 AM... don't question it
it may get... mature, and you may question me...but don't xD i'm tired and ranty

what is the deal with a lot of yaois being stupid? xDDD

ok, the majority of them, ARE stupid xD
(don't get me started on the stereotypes...)
I hate to be mean, but... i can't help but...kinda laugh... xDD

So! I was watching this one... kinda not really, I stumbled across it and it's called "Bronze Zetsuai" I like... watched a lot of it, and it's more like a fail BL, so you won't need to hide the link from people xD;

But anywho, so I don't speak spanish well, so i kind of ignoring the subtitles xD and watching the pictures, but started to pay attention when something was happening and could pretty much understand it

To put it roughly before the scene I show whoever may be unlucky enough to stumble upon this~

The long haired guy is like stalking the brown haired guy.
The brown haired guy is a soccer player and the long haired guy say him play and is all: 8DDDD YAKJHASKDJH!!!
(ok, i'm just using L and B)
So! B didn't noticed because he was playing soccer.
And at one point, B hurts himself, L is all D8 KLASJFLKJASDLKJ
and kinda jumps in the field, and kidnaps him to the nurse where he kisses him :l
So he runs away and B somehow finds out and he's all: RAGE D8

Then i wasn't paying attention.

And so in another game, B hurts himself and L starts crying all: D'8
and he tries to jump in again, but people are all: YOU'RE STUPID D8 WE ARE WATCHING SPORT!
and more crap happens xDD

and later, for some reason, L is standing in the rain and B finds him, B is all: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
And L is all: LOL *faints*

and so they end up in the same apartment...
DUN DUN DUN.
THAT USUALLY MEANS SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT?

WELL... NOT THAT SOMETHING.
DRAMA!



i hope the link works xD watch it xDD maybe i think it's funny because it's 1 in the morning... XD

and i can't stop talking, too bad

and so, L's all: 8DDD LET'S HAVE SEX!
and B clearly does not want.
PUNCH
SOY UN HOMBRE!!! D8
*foot grab*
THE PUNCH WAS UNEFFECTIVE!


So B grabs a random bottle and chucks it at the window xDD(not even at the guy who's attacking him)

I love B, just for the bottle scene xDD
PAAAAAAAAARAAAAAA!
AND THEN IT'S WHEN I STARTED TO LAWL.
bad timing?

THE STUPID GLASS WOULD BOUNCE OFF XDD wouldn't it? xDD it wouldn't magically STAB L that badly xD

and then, oh no! B is all sad face D:
And L continues to hold the glass in him :l while saying something that no one gives a crap about

AND THEN HE SMUSHES IT IN B'S HAND D8
WHAT?
WHY WOULD YOU STAB THE GUY YOU'RE STALKING?

and then a flash back no one cares about
except, it explains where he got that stupid scar they're gonna show in a few minutes...

AND THEN! THE KISS
AND B'S ALL
LOL SURE YOU KISSED ME, STALKED ME, AND STABBED ME, BUT HEY! 8D

and the pants come off, showing the scar i was talking about

more screaming and brainfarting

MORE CRYING FROM L
JUST SHUT UP.
NO ONE LIKES YOU
NOT EVEN THE PERSON YOU ARE STALKING

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR STUPID BLEEDING ARM

(If i was in B's shoes, I'd be horrified by L :l No matter what he was babbling about)

L needs his arm looked at~
AND OH CRAP HIS EYE D8

and then credits....

I... thought it was funny :l

It was ridiculous xDD

why? why why why why why did that do that? xDD

Sure it's old, but why does it fail so much?

There were great Hets in that time period

YET!

A lot of Yaois/BLs (hahahahahah) now are pretty crappy too...

Why do they all have to pull like... rape?

Last time I checked, people don't normally fall in love with their rapists. (it has happened though)

AND NOW THE STEREOTYPES!!

WHY?
JUST...
WHY?
the stereotypes are HORRIBLE XDDD

they are so terrible and make the shows bad!
like girly uke and MANLY SEME

why?
why does there have to be a man role and a woman role in a gay relationship?
Can't two people just fall in love?
AND NOT DO STUPID THINGS D8

Like, I like to think I did a good job on Chocolate and Strawberry...
Like, I don't think that there are a definate 'male' and 'female' role between them
And eventually, there isn't even a seme and uke role

Ok! rant about my babes xD

So, Chocolate and Strawberry did NOT like each other at the beginning of the story

HOWEVER!
One of them doesn't get raped by the other and fall in love

no

Since it's told from Straw's POV, the readers should be able to tell when he starts to have feelings for Choco.

Which, would possibly be chapter 2 xD

Because at one point, something was wrong with his eye and Chocolate grabbed him, and Strawberry was all D////8

But they kinda stay in the same spot and eventually chapter 3 comes! or the chapter that people fangirl over because Choco's all manly and defends Straw and then Straw kisses him

what?

that seemed so OOC xDD it was kinda funny typing it....

Choco got poisoned in a fight defending Straw and then the 'true love's kiss' bit was pulled and Straw was kinda forced into it
BUT! chapter 3 and on is when Strawberry is the blushing angry looser xD

Choco is kinda... acting nicer
But the reader SHOULD be able to tell that Choco has feelings for Straw by chapter 4 (THE CUTEST FLUFFY PIECE OF CRAP EEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRR)

BUT NO! NO RANDOM RAPE SCENE
NO RAPE!!


AND OH DEAR. do i even want to reread this? i should just stop, i wasn't even supposed to talk about Choco and Straw xD

uhh... talk to you later;;;;